YES WE HAVE CARS. THREE OF THEM. DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE FOURTH.

Sold as-is, where-is, why-is. Titles in the cigar box. Test drives around the block only. If you stall it you buy it.

1994 Hatchback 'Stickerbomb' LOT

Runs. Mostly. The stereo is better than the engine and that is a compliment to the stereo.

$2,200 CASH

Runs & drives

Pop-up headlights. Summer only. If you ask about rust I will play a MIDI file until you leave.

$5,400 CASH

Weekend toy

Fake wood, real vibes. Seats six kids or two drum kits. Currently smelling like vanilla air freshener.

$3,100 CASH

Honest